So there are no pictures from actual New Years, too dangerous. There are only pics of the time Mary and I spent in Dave's house in Long Island, avoiding the bros and eating alot of Ragu. Wouldn't you?

Uhoh, mom is drunk again.


Uh oh, mom is flirting with my friends again. Gross

Dave wastes butane.

Press on nails for the New Year!

Sammy

is the

cutest dog.

And if I haven't given you anything this Holiday Season, its because I was holding out to give you THIS. You are welcome.